FLATED Unveils the LEAD CAP™

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FLATED Unveils the LEAD CAP™ — Because You Bought That Truck to Flex Your Pocketbook, Not Use It

Missoula, MT — For the discerning individual who sees their truck not as a tool, but as a trophy, FLATED proudly announces the launch of its most overbuilt product yet: the LEAD CAP™.

Starting at a casual $9,000, this unnecessarily heavy and aggressively permanent truck cap is designed for those who want to turn their truck bed into the least accessible version of a suburban. After all, who needs utility when you can have... drawers?

Key Features:

Key Features:

  • Drawers – So you can waste precious space organizing things the way we want you to!

  • Windows – Only $1,000 per window (view not included).

  • Permanence – So cumbersome and heavy, it’s never coming off your truck. Ever.

  • Aerodynamic Sabotage – A guaranteed drop in fuel efficiency. You're welcome.

  • Water Resistance-ish – An industry-leading 78% water-tightness, most of the time.

  • Install Fee – Just $800/hr (tools not included, good luck).

  • Cumbersome Design: Guarantee that this box will never leave your truck bed, providing permanent, immovable inconvenience.

FLATED: Inflating Expectations, Deflating Logic (just for today).

Why enjoy the flexible, practical benefits of a FLATED Air-Topper when you can saddle your rig with an overpriced, overcomplicated status symbol that screams, “I don't camp—I glamp in traffic”?

So this April 1st, remember: think smart - less space, more price.




 

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